This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
