Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
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