So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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