Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
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We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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