just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
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I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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