when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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