Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
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should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're breaking my sexual little heart
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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