Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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