I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
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dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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