real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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