this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
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I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
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The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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