You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
