i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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