god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
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Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I want to fling myself into the sun
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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