everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Vodka?
Forever.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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