what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
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How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
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