Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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