Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
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Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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