Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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