I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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