the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
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I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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