I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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