so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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