u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
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so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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