THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
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