Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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