I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You can't just leave with hair like that
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
be right there i have to get my cape
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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