I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
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I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
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20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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