i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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