she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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