Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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