My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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