do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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