Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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