You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I will be naked everywhere
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
