how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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