none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
it's like iHOP with fire
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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