I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
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He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
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well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket