my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
as a side note pls kill me
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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