I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
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Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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