I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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