she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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