I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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