You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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