Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
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Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
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I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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