I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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