they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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