we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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