I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
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We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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