Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
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Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
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Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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