Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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