that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
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I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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