I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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